This girl is more easily done than said...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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