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if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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