I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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