We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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