i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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