Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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