im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Even the bartender felt bad for me
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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