Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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