what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
