idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
oh god the rape fog is back!
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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