So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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