Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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