fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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