it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Farmville is her only friend.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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