Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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