I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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