1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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