That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
someone threw a dead crab at me
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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