found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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