Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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