last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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