I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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