careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I had to cum in my sink.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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