I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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