Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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