why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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