Can Purell be used as lube?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm too high and old for this...
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
And then he peed in my hair
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