yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
This toilet bowl is my home.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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