how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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