I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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