he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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