Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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