This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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