Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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