I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
we're making bets on your personal life
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
