South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
How does it feel to date your dad?
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