Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
