Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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