found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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