I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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