dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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