I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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