Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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