I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Bring me that man meat
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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