so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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