So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just made my gag reflex go away.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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