I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Randomize
