I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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