at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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