omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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