Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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